If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale, and gave all my money to the church, would that get me into heaven?” I asked the children in my Sunday school class. “NO!” the children all answered. “If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would tha...

A teacher asks her class; "If there are five birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Tony. He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot. Except of course for the one that is laying on the ground, daid" Th...